H.I.P.P.I.E.
Happiness Is Practicing Peaceful Individual Existence
{or 41+ Years of Surfing, Adventure, Exploration and Beer Tasting in Latinolandia}
THEE Book {Coming Soon}
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Michael W. Johnson 910.389.2440) senorpescador AT protonmail dot com or senorpescado AT gmail
https://www.youtube.com/@SenorPescadorJohnson
So this has redundancy it is what it is.... see www.bubbajohnsonshrimp.com for maybe a little laugh (opens in new window)
H.I.P.P.I.E.
Happiness Is Practicing Peaceful Individual Existence
Or subtiteled……….’ 41+ Years of Surfing, Adventure, Exploration and Beer Tasting in Latinolandia’
This is the name of MY BOOK
This is more than a year old a sort of synopsis, not the one page to publishers… but you sort of get the idea The Movie Script sorta of follows this book, except the ending …special effects… unless it becomes real… you know changing the orbital trajectory of this planet, a ball of stone with water and an atmosphere
Ok, a little bit of my attempt at prose……
The sense of Smell always comes first. Then the other senses. As I gained consciousness I smelled the flowers and the smells associated with being in the tropics, as I perceived being chilly, the TOUCH, heard the giggles, HEARING, as I opened my eyes, to a clear sunny day SIGHT, and looked up to see a gaggle of young children, all decked out in their beautiful hand woven garments all smiling, giggling and pointing at me, then I realized then were I was. On my back in a ditch with only y underwear, a t-shirt and my sandals. Seems I was rolled again. My head hurt, of course and as I heard someone chastising the kids I realized it was an adult voice of a woman speaking in Kachikel to them and they scampered off. I slowly got up . embarrassed , con verguenza, as she walked up and said in spanish, oh its you again, when I recognized her from a few months back when I was mickeyed in a bar, and dumped on the side of the road, in her front yard in Chimaltenago, Guatemala, hence being chilly fresh air and at altitude. She had a blanket for me and motioned me to her house for a hot cafe. We chatted a minute, not about how why I was here again, but she gave me a few quetzals some pants and a shirt to get me back to my hostel in the city with a promise from me to drop them off on my way to Antigua or Panajachel when i passed by here in the next day or so.
Feeling better with the strong cafe and sugar I waited for a bus to flag down as I tried to remember the night before.
Concept cover I sketched in jail also
so here is first page
Chapter 2
Coming soon
senorpescador AT protonmail.com
DEFINITELY
NEEDS EDITING
41 is 13th Prime number
So, here we go
this is what I was told to write a 'synopsis' a one page explain, for publishers and agents then afterward whet I wrote over a year ago, I think or before I went to jail
Dear Sirs/Madam
I have written a book, a non-fiction novel, in the Pender County Jail.
I was coached to write that one sentence to get some ‘attention’ so here it is..
"This book is about Surfing, Adventures, Explorations, of lots of Mayan Sites. and Beer tasting in Mexico and Latin America, actually since late 70's, and my time living in El Salvador, 1994 to 2002, after the earthquake.., and my other contacts, hominids, etc., and being a starseed"
My book,[H.I.P.P.I.E.] screenplay[EL OSTRERO}, and maybe 35 short stories {'Growing Up Summers Wrightsville Beach 50's-70's and Other World Travel Stories'} on yellow and white notepads, with a flexible pen bandaided to a jail house toothbrush ..... in Pender Co. jail the past 6 months} {for weed} got the book scanned, to digital.... so far l{approx. 400 pages}
'Happiness Is Practicing Peaceful Individual Existence {... subtitled. ---} '41+ Years of Surfing, Adventure, Exploration and Beer Tasting in Latinolandia'
I have a potential Cover for this, and a Preface, a Dedicated to:, acknowledgements and even a bibliography of books I have read.
First I wrote it in jail, for weed and RSO Rick Simpson Oil, 95% cancer cure{Run From The Cure on amazon books}, long story, 6 ½ months, then got beat bad with a metal electric hair trimmer by the first degree murderer psycho, emergency eye surgery in hospital 4 days shackled to a bed with 24/7 sheriff deputy in room I wrote this book’s first 50 pages on blank paper back pages from jail house book car, then I got pads and bandaided a jail flex pen to a toothbrush from this rip-off commissary.
I would not have written except God-Thee Force put me in there to sit down shut up, write your book that you have been promising yourself and everyone else for years, I also wrote ,a brief and outline of 12-14 scenes for my screenplay{El Ostrero-The Oyster Diver, to be filmed in El Salvador, Guatemala, Belize, Mexico and Southeastern USA, NC mainly.} and 40 or so short stories, "Growing up Summers Wrightsville Beach, 50's-70's and Other World Travel Stories'
So i got maybe 600 pages, the formerly frustrated writer I WAS,
my CV is maybe back online now www.senorpescado.com/resume.htm
so after having issues being in jail. I am in a safe place now here in Surf City, hoping to sell some of Mom’s Estate Art to get some funds to get a vehicle since they took mine, said I owed $14K in taxes for the weed I sold to an ALE agent, under coercion, entrapment, under false pretenses, I’m pleading to jury trail, as I was also helping folks with cancer with RSO, Rick Simpson Oil, the 95% cancer cure.
So Thanks for taking a look and if any interest since I know it will be a hit, with the last page me walking out of jail and getting back ‘on it’ , surfing and getting up with this little guy I et years ago, through a ‘portal’ an orange orb, name is Chambo, where we may have a solution to change Earth’s orbital trajectory to avoid what is incoming. Believe it or not, also in my book. Actually Elon Musk somehow found out messaged me in FB Msngr, whatever. I, we will need his help.
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Michael W. Johnson
My contact info is 910.389.2449, or https://www.facebook.com/pescador.johnson Pescador Mike Johnson on farcebook.
Have A Blessed day.